An Unconventional Love Affair
(I’ll just apologize now, all my photos are taken from your basic Iphone 4. I am not a photographer, nor do I claim to be, but I will be taking a class soon. I Might purchase a decent camera while I am at it. Can’t hurt right?)
You are looking at my me spot. My sanctuary. Where the magic happens. The coma inducer. My office. My bed.
I have a pretty epic love affair with my bed. Just look at all those pillows. How could I not? My comforter has multiple personalities, and I am okay with it. One side is composed of a silk soft suede, while the other is a thick and coarse, yet gentle wool like material. When I get under those covers, it is like being stuffed in to one giant UGG boot. Back to the pillows. Those are the real seducers. There is almost a science I have developed to positioning my pillows for optimum slumber. As you can see in the picture, they are also very versatile. One moment they are my little spoon, and the next a desk. Impressive right?
That’s not all. My bed is a real machine. It is the only place Jack and I can snuggle without him getting distracted and then run off to scale my refrigerator. It holds my laundry for me… even for days sometimes. How considerate. My pillows don’t judge me when I drool on them. Nor do they judge when I drunkenly go to sleep with all my clothes, shoe (yes, just one) and makeup still on.
This place, is the one place that is all mine. My bed is there to heal my fatigue, entertain my laziness, and help me write genius posts like this. In this spot I am the most at ease and comfortable but also the most vulnerable. How will any guy ever compare? Speaking of, I adore my bed so much that I am even very selective as to who will have the privilege of experiencing its nirvana. Yea, thats right, thats why there are no men in my bed. Anyway… Me and my bed aren’t keen of sharing each other anyway. Threesomes are out of the picture. Call it old fashioned.
Okay, but in all seriousness, in my bed this morning I was miraculously able to pull off sleeping in past 8:15 on my day off. Such a win for me. There can’t be any greater feeling than waking up in my incredible bed with a clean slated day ahead of me. I can stay in my cocoon all day long if I damn well please (right, I wouldn’t get antsy at all), or I can do what I enjoy most on these days. That is basically what you are looking at in the photo. I Set up my pillow desk, rig up the Ihome, and crack that balcony door open. Let’s write.
What do you love about your bed? Where do you do your best writing?
- Prevent Neck Pain With the Right Pillow (everydayhealth.com)
- Does Anyone Remember This? (I don’t know how writing this made me think of this. Just go with it)
- Get Your Own Split Personality Comforter! (Mine is tan, but there are multiple colors to choose from. It’s heaven. Do it.)
Posted on April 6, 2012, in Home, Humor, Inspirational, Silly and tagged About Me, Affairs, Art, Bed, Bedroom, blog, Comforters, Home, humor, inspirational, life, lifestyle, photography, Pillow, Romance, Sleep, Soft Furnishings, WordPress. Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.