Great Example of How to Embellish Your Resume
I would try to snag a date with this gent, but I am afraid it would never work out. I would never make a good enough sandwich to keep him satisfied. It’s a damn shame too, because I’d save a ton on alterations.
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Posted on September 14, 2012, in Humor, Silly and tagged fail, Funny, funny resume, how to embellish a resume, humor, resume do's and don'ts, resume examples, resume fail, resume tips, resume writing, sandwich artist, should I exaggerate my resume, subway, what not to put on my resume, what to put on my resume, whataburger, wtf resume. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
And to think I wasted all that time, not to mention money, getting more degrees than a thermometer. I suppose a modest resume trumps a long rap sheet!
It’s hard to win either way these days it seems!
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Nothing about wiping countertops and kissing customer’s asses? It is not really complete!
SO true!
“I would try to snag a date with this gent, but I am afraid it would never work out. I would never make a good enough sandwich to keep him satisfied.”
I thought you had a boyfriend!
But I’m sure you could whip up a mean enough sandwich to keep this guy happy; never underestimate the power of a winning smile…
I do, but I needed a lead in to the joke. Shhh. *flahses winning smile*
I like the extra emphasis he puts on his garnishing skills by putting it twice.
Right? I also never knew how strenuous it is to operate a sewing machine. This guy is hardcore.