Polls Are Not For Strippers
Movember is coasting along nicely as we approach the half way mark. Wait, what? November is almost half way over already? I suppose time flies when you’re saving balls. Everyone needs to go read the latest Movember update by Madame Weebles. If you have registered for the US Bloggers for Movember team and haven’t made your donation yet to try your luck at winning a spot on my banner, you only have a few weeks left to do so. Do I need to light a fire under your ass? You know that’s how Le Clown got his blog name, right?
I’d also like to suggest that y’all read Jason’s Movember post. Although he may end up with a serious case of blue balls by the end of the month, at least he will have healthy blue balls. Now that’s sacrifice.
Poor Jason
On a third note, I am starting to get jealous of all the budding mustaches the guys are showing off. I am ready to get my fake mustache on. My sophisticated drumstache was featured in Open Concept’s music video inspired by Movember, but now it is time for the official 25tofly Movember ‘stache. But of what shall my mouth wreath be constructed? I want you to decide.
Please vote in the poll below to seal my mustache fate. You can vote up until this Saturday, November 17th at midnight. Come Sunday, I will prepare the winning mustache and commence the camera phone action. Then on Monday, I will post the photo of my sexiest mustache face on the Bloggers for Movember Facebook page. Choose wisely, or tell me your own idea.
Also, please stay tuned Friday for my own version of “Faddah Friday” inspired by none other than Brother Jon.
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Posted on November 12, 2012, in Experiments, Humor, Silly and tagged 25tofly, bligging, blog, bloggers for movember, Clown on Fire, donate to a cause, Donation, girl stache, Le Clown, Life of JWo, Men's health, Movember, movember awareness, movember challenges, movember contests, Movember Facebook, mustache growing, mustaches, prostate cancer, updates, vote on my mustache, WordPress. Bookmark the permalink. 77 Comments.
Becca, I don’t know if you are aware that I found someone to match the donation I get through the comments on my blog, so instead of diving the initial donation I’ll give to the Canada team and one to the US team, cuz I need to try to win a spot on that banner.
That works for me Leo. What name will the US donation be under so that I can be on the look out?
Oh, and this is simply FANAWESOMING (fantastic, awesome, and outstanding all in one).
I figure that out once I get done with my fundraising, which will be around next Thursday.
I’ll let you know once it’s processed.
Wonderful. Thank you for smashing this out of the park! Total home run.
I say teh back hair of old greek men !!! It would make a fine source for a mustache
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sorry LOL I was in a silly mood
No worries D
*pounds fists on table* MINI LONG JOHNS, MINI LONG JOHNS
Those are some amazing visual effects, Jen. Have you considered working for I Fkkn Rokk Studio’s as a visual editor?
You are a recruiting machine!
It’s what I do, baby. It’s what I do.
[seriously, yesterday I couldn’t help, but sounding gay. Today I’m talking like a black guy. I seriously need to go see a shrink about this, cause it’s Alter-ego-rama over here]
It keeps things interesting. Just go with it.
If that ain’t the truth, I don’t know what is.
Would you be giving the baby back its fingers after you’ve made them into a mustache?
Why would I do that when I could eat them?
Sorry, that was Zombie Becca. Yes, the fingers will be returned safely and the baby will even get a participation prize.
I hope the participation prize is an extra finger!
U got me curious about Jason …
Go ahead. Visit him. Don’t be shy (yeah right!).
I am sort of shy …. lol!
I voted baby fingers. Silly babies just showing off those adorable silly baby fingers all the time. I wish I were a baby.
You are the first one to vote for the baby fingers (she is probably being born as I type this too). This actually surprised me. I thought you’d be all for the Sketcher’s shoelace option. Wait, that wasn’t on there was it? Oh yea, that’s just what I think you should use for your mustache.
I wish I were an otter. They are so fucking cute.
Oh otters. Yes. And I like to mix it up a bit. Nobody going to vote baby fingers? Bam, I vote baby fingers. Nobody wearing fanny packs anymore? Bam, I wear fanny packs. Nobody going to spray paint their first and last names on the front of my office building? Bam, here I am waiting to get bailed out of jail. I’m a trendsetter Becca. That’s what I do.
I look up to you, even if you are in the slammer.
In some ways I’m rooting for Jack, then again, I’m not Jack. Anyway, here’s my Movember post that explains why I posted it in October and why I’m not growing a mustache.
http://afrankangle.wordpress.com/2012/10/17/on-movember/
Thanks for your input. I think Jack is starting to suspect something because I am actually brushing his fur in preparation. That never happens.
Thanks also for the post you wrote about Movember.
Poor Jack. The brushing is a deceptive distraction.
I am going to let him drink out of the toilet for like a solid week afterwards, if it is any consolation.
How about cutting a little bit of your own hair, and gluing it… to… your… own…. face? Now thats crafty.
Cut my hair? Are you insane?! I hate how much of a girl I am sometimes.
See now I should’ve just made mine out of mini long johns! I’m on my last bottle of rogaine
Uh oh! You are going to be the Rapunzel of mo-growers ;).
Jack, fur sure.
I ditto this.
Oh boy. I knew it.
Industrial size sharpie. It’s gotta last the whole month right?
You trying to get me high?
No, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Sniff Sni—————–
Three strategically taped pieces of styrofoam peanuts can turn any person into a convincing Colonel Sanders. This would be my suggestion.
Hey, that’s not bad. Good excuse to go online shopping and eat fried chicken this weekend.
Your going to shave your cat?! (I took the high road here.)
I bet that took everything you had.
It did. I’m lying in a pool of sweat.
So brave.
Wait is it the Eric Bana mustache from the movie Chopper? Because that one is pretty badass.
I am highly displeased that I just Google Image searched that.
Oh c’mon!
I didn’t think it was possible for Eric to look so average. The mustache kind of scares me too.
I vote for long johns, Becca!
I had a feeling you would!
You know me all too well..
Woo hoo! Cat fur!
I am going to look like Tom SelleCAT.
HAHA, where do you come up with this stuff?
Deep in the murky waters of my brain. Actually, Jack is really the one writing this blog.
my blog* and my comments.
Hi Jack!
Ok, Becca…what is Jack’s fur? I’m a little lost. Please do enlighten me.
Jack.
Ah…of course!! That Jack. The robber! I remember now. How is that little thief doing?
Yesterday we had a hardcore cuddle session. Like ALL day. But don’t tell anyone.
I wonder how many times I have to vote to make Jack’s fur king of these polls and get some action
Haha! Time shall tell.
🙂 I think it’s going to be close, but I won’t sabotage…I’ll let the people have their voice
I vote for Jack’s fur. Poor jack…
He is a trooper… plus he needs to have a way to contribute too right?
Becca,
Like, Jack’s fur of course…
Le Clown
I am rooting for this one too.
Long johns. I want to see teeny tiny long johns.
Vote for it!
I have. Twice.
WOOP!
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