“Update” is Such a Boring Title
Four tanks of gas in four days: $240.00
Beer, beer, and more beer: $50.00
Welcome home dinner from yourself to yourself: $20.00
Returning to your blog: Priceless
That’s right. Everyone chill the fuck out. I am back. I even brought you some monkey bum. He is responsible for my absence. Come on, you would be distracted too if this was the only space in which you could work. I mean, why is he so adamant on picking up that over sized marble? Can he even lift it? Why am I turned on?
Actually, the more important question here is where the hell my mom bought this “decor”. Obviously, I have been home visiting family for the Thanksgiving holiday for the past four days. Now it is back to what makes the world go round blogging. Here is what’s up for this week:
I will be putting together the list of names to be entered in my Movember drawing along with whether or not each person’s name will be entered once or twice. Don’t let this stop you if you haven’t donated and still want to do so at the last minute. You have until Friday which is when I plan to publish the list. I will be continually checking to make sure I include any last-minute donaters. Procrastination only means that your life is too complex and intriguing to plan ahead, and that is acceptable in my book.
The list will serve to make sure that I haven’t missed anyone/left anyone out, so help me out and be sure to check yo’self before you wreck a forklift. No, that’s not right. See why I need help?
The winner announcement video will be up by next week.
I will also be working on a few more collaborations in between all of this excitement, so sit your ass down and get comfortable. Just not brass monkey comfortable (if you know what I mean). You can unbutton just that top button if you are from the US though. I know you ate too much this weekend. We don’t judge here. Unless you are pigeon-toed. But even then, we aren’t too harsh.
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Posted on November 26, 2012, in Humor, Silly, Travel and tagged 25tofly, Becca Cord, Beer, blog, Blogging, brass monkey, donations, monkey butt, monkey decor, Movember, movember contest, movember drawing, priceless meme, thanksgiving, Travel, US holiday, vlog, weird decorations, weird home furnishings, welcome back. Bookmark the permalink. 56 Comments.
I’m wearing sweats so it’s all good. I find the brass monkey…interesting.
Funny, he told me he finds you as interesting as the marble.
I’m blushing.
His bum got pretty red when he said it too.
Love that you’re back. Do not love that I don’t own that monkey.
I’ll see it I can swipe it for you next time I visit my folks, but I can’t promise that my mom won’t notice her missing asshole. Ba da bing!
Your mother is awesome, obviously, but are you really going to question her on buying that? Really? Do you really want to know?
She is also into roosters. So, no. I am not.
Sounds like you had a good holiday. Your mom is awesome.
I sure did!
You came back fiesty. I like it!
ME-OW!
BEX IS BACK.
Let’s all do the bunny hop!!!
You do plan on rigging it so I win, right? Right?!
Muahahaa!
I’ll take that as a ‘yes’ 😉
Aw, while I could easily rig the contest, I will put my good girl pants and be an honest blogger. Best of luck though! Winners will be announced before you know it!
Welcome back, the monkey is a great asset
Thanks, if I come across one again I will swipe it and send it your way.
You being back makes my heart pitter patter. 🙂
And it’s ok that monkey butt distracted you – for strewth, I too twas distracted fore score and seven years ago…
Also, sounds like you’re doing a lot of work. Exhausting! ^.^
Aww. You’re so sweet Jillian.
It is a bit taxing trying to balance between my paying job and delivering my best to all of you, but I love it! A break here and there is always good to reset your brain.
Monkey. Butt. That is all.
You like monkey ass too much.
That monkey is amazing. Your mom was correct to buy that.
Somehow I bet you know the secret behind the big marble…
*mimes a zipper shut on his lips. Locks it. Tosses key*
You are so mysterious. *swoon*
*blush*
YAY! you’re gonna do a video! Oh happy day! Oh Happy Day!
Nice monkey butt! (I knew you were in to butt stuff). I can see from your photo that your adobe update needs to be done. (Be sure to update adobe ok!?)
Also glad you’re ok. You disappeared for 4 days and the blogging world was worried.
I know right? You all get to see my cat hair covered residence and watch me try NOT to be weird on camera.
No, apparently my MOM is into butt stuff. Oh god why?
Fuck Adobe!
Glad y’all were concerned and not celebrating 🙂
Welcome back!
There was a rumor that the real reason for your absence involved a starring role in a “film” entitled “The Devil in Miss Becca” The tagline was: “She’s the hottest thing in Hell – and beyond!” It was also rumored that the film would create a spike in sales of men’s long johns…
But I didn’t buy into that. I know you’d only do tasteful films that have at least a four-page script…
I’m kidding, of course! You’ve been missed, you crazy chick!
How did anyone find out?! The truth is that yes, I was asked to do the film, but once I got on set and they told me that I would have to go long john-less, I respectfully declined.
Thanks for the welcome back! It was a rough four days.
I understand; long johns would make “acting” in certain roles rather difficult…
Welcome back you and your mom’s monkey butt. Why does that sound so wrong?
Because it’s so right?
Welcome back, Becca! I hope you a had a nice holiday. I’d have to relocate the monkey. Hey, I’m in the drawing, right? Just making sure.
Yes ma’am you are! Thanks for the welcome back.
It’s good to have you back! The tweeto- and blogosphere wasn’t the same without your sound effects!
(That monkey’s middle eye keeps staring at me… It’s mesmerizing…)
Ah, thank you Daan. It was the hardest thing I ever had to do to neglect the sound effect requests heard round the world.
Or NOT heard…
Yes, well, I thought since it was thanksgiving I thought to not bother you with FX-req’s and leave you to enjoy some time with your family and all. Like a good boss…
I am expecting you to work from now till friday, though, no off-time. You can have two coffee-breaks, that’s it… well, okay, I can’t say no to YOU! You can have three coffee-breaks!
You’re a lucky lady to have a boss like me…
SO lucky. Most people only get one and a half coffee breaks.
Well that’s how we do over at I Fkkn Rokk Studios Inc. Mofo’z!
C’est la vie, mon petit une peux de pain et croissants pour le bonbon!
Becca translate (bet you didn’t know that was on my resume as well): It is life, my tiny bit of bread and croissants for the candy.
Spot on, huh?!
So let me get this straight:
– You speak made-up French;
– You make awesome textual sound-fx;
– You can grow an instant mustache out of various objects – depending on which object gets the most votes;
– You own a monkey-butt.
Are you like the perfect woman or something?
If anything, you deserved a seat at the VIG (Very Important Gods) Section of Subway!
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Not perfect, but definitely a woman. That’s got to count for something.
I luuuuv me a woman with an instant longjohn mustache… mmmhmmm!
That’s me! Woop!
Good to see you, and glad your mom got a conversation piece for the revelries!
Glad to be back Guap.
Becca,
You are rocking this with your gonads out!
Le Clown
Heh, gonads.
The real reason I wear long johns!
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