“Update” is Such a Boring Title

Four tanks of gas in four days: $240.00

Beer, beer, and more beer: $50.00

Welcome home dinner from yourself to yourself: $20.00

Returning to your blog: Priceless

Nothing will make you focus more than a brass monkey’s exposed asshole.

That’s right. Everyone chill the fuck out. I am back. I even brought you some monkey bum. He is responsible for my absence. Come on, you would be distracted too if this was the only space in which you could work. I mean, why is he so adamant on picking up that over sized marble? Can he even lift it? Why am I turned on?

Actually, the more important question here is where the hell my mom bought this “decor”. Obviously, I have been home visiting family for the Thanksgiving holiday for the past four days. Now it is back to what makes the world go round blogging. Here is what’s up for this week:

I will be putting together the list of names to be entered in my Movember drawing along with whether or not each person’s name will be entered once or twice. Don’t let this stop you if you haven’t donated and still want to do so at the last minute. You have until Friday which is when I plan to publish the list. I will be continually checking to make sure I include any last-minute donaters. Procrastination only means that your life is too complex and intriguing to plan ahead, and that is acceptable in my book.

The list will serve to make sure that I haven’t missed anyone/left anyone out, so help me out and be sure to check yo’self before you wreck a forklift. No, that’s not right. See why I need help?

The winner announcement video will be up by next week.

I will also be working on a few more collaborations in between all of this excitement, so sit your ass down and get comfortable. Just not brass monkey comfortable (if you know what I mean). You can unbutton just that top button if you are from the US though. I know you ate too much this weekend. We don’t judge here. Unless you are pigeon-toed. But even then, we aren’t too harsh.

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