Unconventional Love Affair # 47
Are you ready for a guessing game? I thought so. I could feel it. And plus, I heard Le Clown was planning some sort of game tomorrow (for his own sick entertainment no doubt), so I figured I’d help you get warmed up.
This magnifying glass is doing nothing for my lack of eyeballs. Hmph.
I want you to guess what inanimate object I am balls deep in love with right now. Le Clown, you can’t play. You know why. Whoever guesses right FIRST will win a creative shout out in my Movember contest winners announcement video. God I am generous. Here are the clues:
1. There is a hint in this blog post’s title.
2. My thumbs are sore.
3. I am not a man.
But with this I can pretend.
Haiku styled hint.
4. When I am around it I don’t blink.
5. Like my Facebook page. There is possibly a huge hint there. If you can find it.
Good luck my smart little puppets! Leave your guesses in the comments!
* Tomorrow is the last day of Movember! Just one last reminder. Don’t forget to check the list if you entered my contest!*
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Posted on November 29, 2012, in Experiments, Humor and tagged 25tofly, 25tofly facebook, Becca Cord, blog, blog games, bloggers for movember, Blogging, Facebook, Funny, games, Guessing game, haiku, inanimate objects, Le Clown, life, love affairs, love and inanimate objects, Movember, playing, riddles, unconventional love affairs, vlog. Bookmark the permalink. 71 Comments.
I read your posts backwards, and now I’m more confused than ever even though I have all of the answers.
Haha! Oh Jen, I’m always confused.
I read this after Le Clown’s post, I’m a bit late I guess.
It’s okay Leo, I posted this really last minute. It could have been better.
Don’t EVER shave that beautiful head of hair, Becca! Seriously, I’d hunt you down, Hitman style… But you’d see it coming.
You’d make a great secret agent, but not a bald one!
I get nervous just thinking about me bald. Although, shaving my head would probably open up about one full week a year for other activities (if you add up all the time I would save on having to blow dry and straighten all this stuff on my head).
But the end result is gorgeous! Keep doing what you’re doing, you magnificent creature…
Becca,
Sigh. But after reading Rich’s answer, there is no way I could have topped his comment…
Le Clown
We should send someone in to check on him at some point this weekend. We can’t have him going completely blind, otherwise where are we going to get such perfect comments?
I cheated. I googled it, then I read all the comments, then I realized Agent 47 is pretty cool and that I like bald guys. Yes, even your magnifying glass guy.
I would bang agent 47. Just saying. I would devour every pixel.
I think it’s Tim from Second Lunch.
Cheryl!!! Shhhhhh.
Am I right?
No. But yes.
Could you be anymore ambiguous! No. But yes.? What the hell does that mean?????? Unconventional love— love of the drawing? Love of the blog? Love of the blogger? I am so curious I am bursting at the seams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahahaha
*regains composoure*
bahahahaha
Ok, but seriously, Becca, 47 is A LOT of cats to try put into LJ’s
I would have guessed a video game. And then I would have googled video game + 47. And then I would have come back and guessed Agent 47 and asked you if you liked being bald. And then I would have read everyone else’s comments. And then I would have seen aneroidocean beat everybody to it. And then I would have felt silly for asking if you liked being bald. And then I would have wished I had just pushed the like button and walked away.
I love you. Period.
I failed at being a riddle master, which is obvious.
Actually, your first 3 steps are exactly what I did, minus the bald part. I can’t be witty all the time…or even half of the time…or…well, fuck.
By the way, Becca, what’s unconventional about your love affair? I mean, if you’re Japanese that is:
http://japandailypress.com/groom-brings-virtual-girlfriend-to-wedding-bride-smashes-game-with-hammer-2718951
Talk about an emasculated man.
Hahaha … witty is overrated anyway. 😉
Just wow. You are all my digital boyfriends. How do you feel about that?
But to seriously answer your question, I consider loving inanimate objects to be unconventional. You can check out my relationship with my bed here.
i haven’t been able to read past “balls deep.” not sure of the answer, but one of us is going blind if we don’t stop.
My vote is on you.
me wit is in yar? sorry, can’t read that very well.
uh oh.
Game. Set. Match. I win.
gay steve met a wand? i bet he’s going blind too.
Gay Steve met more than a wand. Just saying.
do you ever sit at your computer, laugh, and think: “isn’t it amazing that two (or more) people can just type shit from any two places in the world, and then we laugh like idiots”? i find it amazing when words can be carefully selected and make people somewhere else laugh and spit beer through their noses.
or not.
I wish you would have left off the “or not” part. Because yes.
i put in the “or not” because sometimes i think i’m making some kind of a mental-intellectual connection with someone, and then i find out it was just a one-way thing, and then i look stupid. sound stupid. read stupid. just stupid. ugh. i look stupid just trying to say i look stupid. sound stupid. read – oh fuck it.
Stop while you are ahead stupid. *Cue sarcasm*
We are on the same level.
this is how i prove i’m a writer. esteem issues. outwardly, i easily pronounce how great i am with wordage. but when i actually talk to someone, i show how i think i’m just an idiot. wait, this is like a private message, right? oh good.
Just between us Rich.
good. so, about that time you had me wear your school girl outfit. i lost the pics you sent. can you send them again?
Calm down.
ok. ‘nother glass of wine oughta do it.
Balls Deep is one of my favorite volleyball team names, second only to Multiple Scoregasms.
As you were.
I would definitely be on a team that had scoregasms in the name. It’s like a quadruple play on words. By the way, it is extremely difficult to spell quadruple.
I have no clue. The only thought coming to me is you dug up and old game of Doom cerca 1998 and are blowing shit up and watching the bikini girls dance?
PS I liked your fb page–backsies? http://www.facebook.com/TheSoleSearch
DOOM!! You did not just say Doom. Best computer game I ever played. Besides Myst. Or Neverhood.
Will do!
I used to sit for HOURS watching my brother and his friends play. I was that girl that just watched…haha
Oh don’t worry. You aren’t alone. My brother had a strict watching only policy. But that didn’t stop me from sneaking in his room when I could to get my own playing time.
An image response:
“Way to give everyone else a chance ANEROIDOCEAN.”
“And for telling me I am too easy.”
“Asshole. Now I have to go look for my tutu.”
Now you’re just showing off.
I read that as “showering off”
apparently I need to play more video games…
Apparently, I need to stop underestimating how much my readers know about me. Jillian, may I suggest Hitman?
You may, and I feel that I may just have to try it! 🙂
An Eric Bana video game?
I will never ask Santa for another thing as long as I live if he brings something like that to me.
Does that mean I won?
Ask Aneroidocean.
He won, huh?
I’m Santa?
If Santa is spelled Satan.
Thumb push-ups, no doubt. It’s, like, soooo obvious.
I do those as part of my warm up before blogging. Yeah, that’s right. I type with my thumbs. Oddly efficient.
I thought I was the only one! When I get tired, though, I type with my knuckles.
Nice technique!
You’re playing one of the series of Hitman video games. The 47 in your blog post title is in reference to the protagonist, one Mr. 47 or Agent 47.
Also, your hints were way too strong. The Facebook one especially (although I did not look at your Facebook until after I guessed.
Also, I will accept my creative shout in the form of yourself as a Ballerina..
Way to give everyone else a chance ANEROIDOCEAN.
And for telling me I am too easy.
Asshole. Now I have to go look for my tutu.
Video game
Vague answer is vague.
I haven’t the foggiest notion, Becca, being honest… but I’m going to randomly and haphazardly guess you have a Tomagotchi. I don’t know if you need thumbs with a Tomagotchi, but that idea came to mind as I thought. Told you… random!
I used to have like 154 of those things. Good guess, but that’s not it. I wish it was though. I miss those things! (ignore the duplication).
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