Unconventional Love Affair # 47

Are you ready for a guessing game? I thought so. I could feel it. And plus, I heard Le Clown was planning some sort of  game tomorrow (for his own sick entertainment no doubt), so I figured I’d help you get warmed up.

This magnifying glass is doing nothing for my lack of eyeballs. Hmph.

I want you to guess what inanimate object I am balls deep in love with right now. Le Clown, you can’t play. You know why. Whoever guesses right FIRST will win a creative shout out in my Movember contest winners announcement video. God I am generous. Here are the clues:

1. There is a hint in this blog post’s title.

2. My thumbs are sore.

3. I am not a man.
     But with this I can pretend.
     Haiku styled hint.

4. When I am around it I don’t blink.

5. Like my Facebook page. There is possibly a huge hint there. If you can find it.

Good luck my smart little puppets! Leave your guesses in the comments!

* Tomorrow is the last day of Movember! Just one last reminder. Don’t forget to check the list if you entered my contest!*

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About becca3416

Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on November 29, 2012, in Experiments, Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 71 Comments.

  1. I read your posts backwards, and now I’m more confused than ever even though I have all of the answers.

  2. I read this after Le Clown’s post, I’m a bit late I guess.

  3. Don’t EVER shave that beautiful head of hair, Becca! Seriously, I’d hunt you down, Hitman style… But you’d see it coming.
    You’d make a great secret agent, but not a bald one!

    • I get nervous just thinking about me bald. Although, shaving my head would probably open up about one full week a year for other activities (if you add up all the time I would save on having to blow dry and straighten all this stuff on my head).

  4. Becca,
    Sigh. But after reading Rich’s answer, there is no way I could have topped his comment…
    Le Clown

    • We should send someone in to check on him at some point this weekend. We can’t have him going completely blind, otherwise where are we going to get such perfect comments?

  5. I cheated. I googled it, then I read all the comments, then I realized Agent 47 is pretty cool and that I like bald guys. Yes, even your magnifying glass guy.

  6. I think it’s Tim from Second Lunch.

  7. I would have guessed a video game. And then I would have googled video game + 47. And then I would have come back and guessed Agent 47 and asked you if you liked being bald. And then I would have read everyone else’s comments. And then I would have seen aneroidocean beat everybody to it. And then I would have felt silly for asking if you liked being bald. And then I would have wished I had just pushed the like button and walked away.

  8. i haven’t been able to read past “balls deep.” not sure of the answer, but one of us is going blind if we don’t stop.

  9. I have no clue. The only thought coming to me is you dug up and old game of Doom cerca 1998 and are blowing shit up and watching the bikini girls dance?

    PS I liked your fb page–backsies? http://www.facebook.com/TheSoleSearch

  10. An image response:

    “Way to give everyone else a chance ANEROIDOCEAN.”

    “And for telling me I am too easy.”

    “Asshole. Now I have to go look for my tutu.”

  11. apparently I need to play more video games…

  12. Thumb push-ups, no doubt. It’s, like, soooo obvious.

  13. You’re playing one of the series of Hitman video games. The 47 in your blog post title is in reference to the protagonist, one Mr. 47 or Agent 47.

  14. I haven’t the foggiest notion, Becca, being honest… but I’m going to randomly and haphazardly guess you have a Tomagotchi. I don’t know if you need thumbs with a Tomagotchi, but that idea came to mind as I thought. Told you… random!

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