A Valentine’s Day Production

Don’t you hate it when people pronounce Valentine’s as Valentime’s? Don’t you hate it when you have to wait in line forever at the grocery store, because everyone is in front of you with last-minute flowers? Don’t you hate it when people talk about things they hate about Valentine’s Day?

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Well me too, and you wont have to experience any of those things today. Or at least for the next four minutes and thirty-two seconds because…


Who: Adam of My Right to Bitch (also known as: dashing) and me, Becca (also known as: many other nicknames involving the faux color of my hair)!

What: A virtual date!

Where: Right here on this blog, a diamond in the rough sands of this wasteland we call the internet!

When: Right when you click play!

How: Divine intervention!

I used approximately five exclamation marks just now. That is how you know I am beyond stoked about this. So, without further ado or anymore annoying punctuation, here is our vlog baby.

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About becca3416

Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on February 14, 2013, in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 123 Comments.

  1. I’m ashamed I haven’t seen this until now. Best. Video. Ever. Two beautiful people, plus you’re both hilarious? Amaziiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

  2. My darling dear, you should date that boy. He’s adorable. So are you. Get busy. Life is short. 🙂

  3. And like the proverbial cheese, i stand alone.
    Mine is the only comment you haven’t responded to, so I’m assuming I upset you, Becca. Feel free to trash my comment.

  4. Are you two done with your date yet? First of all, who knew Adam was sooo cute! You two are going to Hollywood for sure. The special effects in that video were stellar. Becca, I totally stole your green M&M’s dress and put it on Susan Hunter last week (the 8th). So glad you got it back in time for your date. I expect this vlogging to be a regular occurrence now. If you’re taking suggestions for topics, I would like to see both of you in only red long johns for one episode, and as hipsters for another. Happy Valentine’s Day!!

    • Love the suggestions Maddie (you are always so good at them). I’ll have to overnight some of my extra long johns to Adam and he can mail me some hipster clothes. Not that he is a hipster, he just has more costumes than me.

      I will lend my M&M dress to Susan any day!

  5. A green M&M dress? Sake? French fries? Or wait, that was in the comments, not in the vlog. Well done you two! Time to take it on the road!

  6. Great job, guys
    I always thought we’d would have made a great blogging team, Becca, but alas, it was not meant to be…
    Enjoy your bright future as one-half of a great team, young lady!

  7. Becca,
    That was off-the-wall fucking funny!
    You two are a pretty amazing team; I see the beginning of a beautiful hilarious duo here. Think Lucy and Desi…

  8. That man has an American flag behind him. You are wearing a green M&Ms dress. That was all on a video that I watched. You must have videoed it with a camera?

  9. So this is what Valentine’s is like, Becca? Fabulous!!!!!! (6)
    I’ve never heard of Valentime’s before – I may have to use that phrase next year – but before then – what an amazing post! Funny video – and there should be more Halloween injections into Valentine’s Day – it’ll be far more fun.
    I’m still seeing spots, by the way…

  10. Green M&M’s and Hunter S Thompson
    Valentine blogging
    Equals chants of awesome!

  11. I love his outfit, I want it…

    Video is pretty bloody funny too

  12. SAKE SAKE SAKE SAKE SAKE! That’s my chant for the day. Hunter S Thompson and Green M&M were exactly what I needed to make Valentime’s day alright.

  13. Adam,
    If it wasn’t for that flag……..
    Le Clown

  14. Why do you both just have costumes at your disposal? My life is nowhere near that colorful.

  15. That was an amazing Hunter S Thompson/Johnny Depp impersonation. So great!

    Also, now I want green M&M’s.

  16. Becca and Adam, Fuck yeah! You guys rock! Loved it. I want some sushi now.

  17. I’m having mixed feelings about all this. Mostly sad feelings because I have no sake.

  18. You guys are hilarious and awesome. Adam as Hunter S. Thompson will go down in history as the best Valentine’s Day costume ever.

  19. This made my tequila rose filled morning.

  20. Hahaha, Sake will do that to a person.

  21. Of course the M&M dress made an appearance! You guys are hilarious!
    Happy Valentine’s Day!

  22. Becca,
    You got it covered already. Hilarious.

  23. I said to Adam, I’ll say it again: you two are smoking hot together! This better be for real, because you probably have better ratings than the Bachelor! Happy Valentine’s Day guys.

  24. Adam,
    You are fucking hilarious. That is all.

    The Agent Becca shades made my day.


  25. I needed this. Mainly because I will be alone again this V-Day. Boyfriend has the flu. Fuck Valentine’s Day, and man I want some sake now.

  26. I love your voice. Yeah, that’s all I got.

  27. AWESOME! You are both insane, and funny. Insane in a funny way, then. Thanks for making me smile!

  28. *That* was fuckin’ awesome. You guys. I would go on a date with both of you!

  29. Happy Valentine’s Day, beautiful 😉

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