New Toy

I haven’t been writing.

This time I am not going to blame writer’s block. I am not even going to blame my blog for taking over and bashing the hell out of me. Actually, I don’t even feel guilty for not writing at this point…

This time, the writing is being vetoed by a much powerful force. I have purchased a new toy. I spent hours in bed with it this weekend to the point of exhaustion. There will certainly be a significant amount of embarrassment upon my next encounter with my neighbors, for they surely overheard my shrieks of  excitement and enjoyment. Even Jack subtly exited the room on several occasions as if  even he was embarrassed for me. I practically needed a “do not disturb” sign.

Whoa. I know you all have your minds on peen today (thanks Clown man), but what kind of gal do you take me for? I am talking about my new HD Webcam and accompanying movie editing software. I have many ideas swarming in my mind right now that it is hard for me to wrangle them all and put them into manageable cubbyholes in my mind. So for now, you can just watch me play with my new toy for about fifteen seconds. After all, that’s about how long it takes to get anyone off, right?

Please note: I am no longer just a pixel of your imagination. There will be much more to come once I master this thing.

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Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on February 25, 2013, in Experiments, Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 70 Comments.

  1. Definitely excited. More of your beautiful face?? Girl, give me more!!

  2. Oooooooh this is a dangerous combination that is bound to result in sheer vloggy magic.

  3. That’s a good toy, that one!

  4. I can only imagine what we have in store for us; it’s kind of like waiting the first images from the Hubble Telescope. Really exciting, just a lot closer.

  5. HAHA!!! You turned into a cat for like one second and then you said ‘What?’ at the end!
    I love your new editing software and webcam and I hope you have fun in your bed with it some more and then we can WATCH ANOTHER video you have made and then edited in your bed! HAHAHAAA you are a nice person and I like you!

  6. I’m really glad you’re a crazy cat lady, just like I am. Did we just become best friends?

  7. I love this, so damn cute! I love that last shot when your voice changes!

  8. So, Becca, you are really real then?
    I knew it! Nothing gets by me, you know…
    Have fun with your new toy… I develop a nervous laugh when one’s pointed on me.

    • I think if anyone else was actually in the room, and I attempted to record myself, it would yield the same result. It’s a strange thing Tom.

      But yes, I am not artificial!

  9. I love that you got Ace in there! Ha ha. That cracked me up. I’ll admit my mind was in the gutter, but an HD Webcam is pretty special. Congrats, Becca.

  10. Becca,
    I have accidentally clicked on the ad beneath your video, and got confused… Does Becca look like an 8-yr old boy when behind an HD webcam? It took me a few minutes and peen comments to come to realize that no, it wasn’t like that: you look like an 8-yr old ginger girl.
    Le Clown

  11. I think you’re too young for that mug, but you rock the HD Webcam pretty well!
    If only we could create a Daily Show rip-off starring our Über-talented circle of friends; wouldn’t that be something?
    Good luck with the new toy!

  12. Congrats on your new HD webcam. Nothing takes away writer’s block like Vlogging. Like I should know…So no funny thoughts on last nights catastrophe called the Oscars?

  13. The ZOMG cat made me laugh because it was so unexpected. That film made me laugh, made my cry, made me think about life. Surely it’ll be screened at Sundance next year.

  14. I too am a little disappointed that it’s only an HD webcam. But that’s nice too.

  15. Yes, but you are our crazy cat lady.

    I’m looking forward to more videos of you because it’s almost like hanging out. Except that, this way, my awkward reactions are hidden from your view. It’s a win for everyone!

  16. You know, your phone has a camera too.
    And a vibrate feature.

    • I once heard of the most bizarre app ever. It was a vibrator app on the Iphone. Seriously? Because I definitely want to put my phone in my crotch and then back up to my face for a nice chat with my mom.


  17. Well, I haven’t read that post on Clown on Fire yet, so naturally my first thought was about a webcam.

  18. I just want to ask of society; what’s wrong with being a cat lady? Seriously, people.

    Yes, that was a weird rant.

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