Pixelitus
My right eye-lid has been twitching for two days straight. People are starting to think I am a floozy walking around involuntarily winking at anything walking on two legs and occasionally some on all fours. Slow your roll, I love animals, but I do draw the line somewhere.
But seriously, what I think this signifies is stress. I have been under a fair amount of it with moving plans and other TOP SECRET projects. So, I have decided to share an older video with you today.This was the first real video I created with my prized possession web cam. It’s basically an online dating profile video parody. Enjoy, and have an outstanding weekend y’all.
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Posted on April 5, 2013, in Humor and tagged 25tofly, are you still checking my tags? say hard hat, Becca Cord, dating, dating parodies, dating spoof, funny dating profile, funny dating profile videos, high definition web cam, how to fix low resolution, humor, life, low resolution, online dating, Parodies, parody videos, pixel expansion, pixelitus, pixels, Video, Webcam, YouTube. Bookmark the permalink. 52 Comments.
Not a Red Head 
Hilarious!
Thanks! If you are around tomorrow you will be in for a treat… or blindness. I attempt to draw in a video.
Good to see you Cheryl!!
Great blog! And if the “eye twitching” starts up again…eat a banana or take a potassium supplement, it works everytime I get what I call “winkesitus” lol
Winkesitus! That’s a good one Jana. Thanks for the compliment. I better go load up on nanners ;).
How about a 66 year old Englishman living in the mountains of southern Spain and suffers from chronic blogitis & commentitiis. Ralph xox 😀
Sounds like a winner to me! Thanks for showing my blog some love today!
😳 You are so welcome Rebecca 😀
You had me at HD relationship
Score!!!
Loved it! so Funny! =)
So, a question for you… I want to write a post about the ‘right’ way to react to mean comments on YouTube, and I want to know – How do you react? (I’ve received a few really nasty ones lately!!!)
I’d love to read that. YouTube comments are notorious for being rude, ignorant, cruel. It’s as totally different culture as far as comments go. I haven’t experienced any yet personally, but I rarely get any comments to begin with. Please write this and let me know with a link when you do!
Becca,
Le Clown wants to know: is pixelitus bad for trichotillomania?
Le Clown
Le Clown, I couldn’t afford to pull out all of my hair on top of the pixelitus. But with one condition often comes others. Maybe I just got lucky.
Cute video – I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you a few times on the television going in and out of court. I’m really glad you’re cured now 😉
I appreciate that! I have had a few appearances. Unfortunately, no one could tell it was me because of the resolution. I hope I never relapse!
*giggle* – did the boyos come a runnin’?
One in particular ;).
Super cute.
Thanks Jill! I am having fun with it. It may show up on another comedy site eventually. That’s what I originally created it for, so we will see!
I’m starting to get paranoid that all these mentions of your top secret projects somehow involves my being kidnapped, bound, gagged and shipped off to a small island for diamond mining. Am I overreacting?
It’s all just an elaborate illusion Calahan. I am not even a real person. Everyone is going to show up in Austin and realize I am only a figment of their imaginations. It’s going to be a very sobering moment.
Nah, I am totally real. I won’t gag you, but I may sell you….
I appreciate your honesty, Becca.
It is…it’s a very real sign of stress! I’ve been there, done that 😦
I twitch a lot actually. Maybe it is a sign that I need to give up this life and go live on a beach somewhere selling coconut figurines or something. Hmmm.
🙂 Maybe I’ll join you on that relaxing beach!
Yeaaah.
THIS is why people think you’re a floozy?
…
“What’s up 8-bit?”
Haha. “Body image issues”
Well done. So many new acronym explanations for HD.
“Yeaaah,” exactly what are you getting at aneroidasswipe?
I am guessing the regurgitation of quotes from the video means you like those parts. Thanks!
Flooooooooooooozy!
I’m going to support you in bringing back this insult. It’s such a great way to call a girl a slut.
How about we don’t call anyone a slut. Now there is a crazy idea!
Ugh, I want to date you.
If only our Blogger Summit was in Vegas, we could elope and live happily ever after sleeping with other people!
I’d LOVE to have an open marriage with you!
I’m putting a ring on your finger in Austin. Hope I didn’t ruin the surprise.
Surprises are overrated. I’m engaged, ya’ll!
Fof a moment I thought that Pixelitus was the condition of the twitchig eye – something I have experienced for decades. It’s a sign of a very high intelligence, rather than stress, so you can relax.
Don’t Google that, or you may find that I just made that up.. 🙂
It does kind of sound like it could mean eye twitching. It’s the most annoying thing in the world aside from hiccups, I swear. But you are right about the intelligence thing. I think you know your stuff Andrew!
What’s “Google”? 😉
8 bit,
I love the pre treatment shot with the wave and the peace sign. I laugh at that part every time! Nice job. You look much better after your pixel expansion treatment.
Good riddance square boobs…hahaha!
Thanks! I think her and Ed should hook up.
I like boobs to be round as well!
Oh my god. I never thought of that…
…lets do it!
🙂 fuck yeah!
Whats wrong with playing Super Mario?!?! I love that game!
I would marry that game!
Ok, I like it…but you’re just weird.
I just put a blow torch to your snowflake. In case you are confused, you just lost a life. It’s been a while. You were doing so well!
By the way, seriously though, I hope things are looking up for you lately?
Yeah, they are getting better. How are you?
Losing my mind. But in a good way.
That’s…confusing. If you need to talk, let me know.
“People are starting to think I am a floozy walking around involuntarily winking at anything walking on two legs and occasionally some on all fours.”
Who thinks that?
I’ll round up a bellman possee and kick their butts!
Just breathe and concentrate on that which is important to you, my lovely friend. The world will keep spinning while you sort out the Beccaverse.
The Hook: Bellman of the century and also Becca’s hitman.
You are so versatile Hook! Thanks. The Beccaverse is too vast.
Vast but awesome!
Lucky you, you have TOP SECRET projects!! I have a big mouth, so nothing is ever top secret in my life! lol
I am like a vault. Mums the word!