This Is A Fourthcoming Post
Happy July 4th, 2013.
Don’t point Roman Candles at your dome 😦
As premature explosions were … exploding outside of the window, I started thinking about what the fourth means.
1st: The fourth means it is exactly 17 days until I turn 25. Ahem.
2nd: The fourth means Jack cements himself to the windowsill from sundown until the warfare of tonight fizzles out like the last kernels of popcorn dancing in the microwave. Let’s just hope nothing burns in the same fashion. Especially cat fur.
3rd: The fourth means beer (speaking of, I have a special shower beer surprise to share with you all next week!)
4th:
(see what I did there?)
5th and finally: The main meaning and reason to celebrate the fourth is the birth of Nathaniel Hawthorne. Unfortunately, Mike the Situation’s identical birth date will turn this celebration into a detention.
I think I just about covered all of the meanings of July 4th. I don’t think I missed anything. So happy pyro-ing Flysters. If you haven’t checked out the Blogger Interactive Facebook and Twitter pages, I’m not sharing my sparklers with you. Instead, I will throw those tiny white poppers of terror at your toesies. So check it out! If you’re good, I will also give you all the first peek at my first ever podcast with Peter Dewolf on The Pete Cast!
,.-~`*********`~-., (blog dud fireworks for everyone!)
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Posted on July 4, 2013, in Humor and tagged 25tofly, Becca Cord, funny 4th of july, july 4th 2013, Nathaniel Hawthorne, shakoolie, shower beer, Situation, the pete cast, this is a fourthcoming post, why we celebrate the 4th. Bookmark the permalink. 35 Comments.
i stand corrected. i once said it’s impossible for you to take a bad picture. my apologies.
HA!
That picture…yeah, everyone would still hit it. Derp is the new black!
A roman candle once blew up in my dad’s hand when he was a kid. He says it was quite painful actually! I believe him.
I need a shower beer.
Rohan.
Rohan,
So I have made sexy derp a thing? SWEET!
In college, the frat bros used to shoot Roman Candles out of their butt cheeks. So stupid, but equally entertaining.
I’ve got a Heineken with your name on it (by the way, you won’t want to miss Monday’s post regarding the shower beers!)
Mr. Scarlett Letter was born on the same day as The Situation? There has to be something to this…
Both men provide the cautionary tale of their generation?
It’s just downright eerie, right?
Wow, I remember turning 25. No wait, that was 24.
Yep, 25 is a blank.
That pic is imprinted in my consciousness forever…
HAHAHA! Mine too… yikes.
I’m giving you a pass, though.
You’re still a hottie in my books!
It’s almost the big, almighty birthday?! Wow, a lot of different things happening in your life right now.
YUP! I can’t believe it. Holla!
Hope you safely enjoyed your celebrations. Here in the UK, we’re still considering revoking that independence of yours… 😉
Uh how am I supposed to like The Blog interactive if I don’t have a link to it? So mean!
Oops! Sorry!
https://mobile.twitter.com/BlogInteractive
I did everything but sign up to go.
Thanks, but why u no come?
Vacation time, convincing my wife to let me go to a blog conference, money, I’m anti-social…etc. I actually would be really curious to meet people, but all those other reasons.
I understand I suppose. But you will be there in spirit and support it and all that good stuff I presume.
Yeah, of course. However I can. Maybe I can do a remote speech by You tube.
That would be SUWWEEET.
Actually it would be pretty bitter. A bitter way to start to the weekend.
BITTEERRRR!
Happy fourth for now, Becca, and happy 25th for soon! 😉
Thanks Tom. So good to see you! 🙂 back at ya!
Who the Hell is Nathaniel Hawethorne? (Fvvv)
Quit farting on my blog.
He’s considered the fourth Beastie Boy. Natty H!
Becca,
Happy 17 to 25…..a part of you will always stay 17 🙂
RidicuRyder
When I was 17 I was making fake IDs on my computer and writing in my DiaryLand online journal. So yeah, kind of still the same :).
Twinkle, twinkle…..that lovely shine never fading. 🙂
NOT MY TOESIES!
Like Blogger Interactive or say goodbye to your precious Toesies!!
Trying to figure out that picture of yourself up there and I can only come to one conclusion:
You watched the video from The Ring. Quick! Make a copy! Save yourself!
I watched the Ring while holding a Roman Candle, Jeff. I don’t advise it.