Shakoolie: The Ultimate Shower Beer Experience

Some of you may remember when I shared the glorious secret to the perfect shower a while back. Apparently the shower (and beer) gods were listening, because just a few weeks ago a shower beer entrepreneur contacted me. If you haven’t heard of the universe shattering invention that is the Shakoolie, you are about to flip your shower caddie upside down and hump your shower curtain in sheer bliss.

The Shakoolie is a beer holder on steroids that sticks to the wall of your shower out of the soap and water while keeping it cool.

Shower beer

Holding your beer in the shower is for amateurs.

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I wish there was a solution!

When the experts of sipping and shampooing (inventors of the almighty Shakoolie) found me, an obvious shower beer advocate, and offered to send me my very own Shakoolie, my faith in serendipity was immediately restored. I knew I had to share my gift with the world. It was a crisp 8:00 am when I opened my mail box to hear angels singing and an entrancing halo emanating from inside. My Shakoolie had arrived.

After ripping open the concise packaging like a pathetic strong-woman competition, I was surprised at just how easy the set up appeared.

shower beer

Two steps. Two seconds. Too fucking cool.

Naturally, I have been keeping a reserve of canned Coors and some bottles of Heineken freshly stocked in the fridge like a kid hoarding cookies for the arrival of Santa ever since the news came of my impending shipment. I wanted to have options for testing. After all, this is technically a review rave.

I’ll be honest, upon sliding my full heiny into the shower, pun intended, I was slightly nervous about the give of the Velcro holding my nectar. But just as the brotastic Shakoolie logo didn’t disappoint me, neither did the Velcro. I took a good, solid fifteen minute shower. Temperature: boiling (the shower not the beer, dumb ass). Not as much as a single fiber gave way on the genius shower wall mount.

I haven’t even mention yet how the eradication of watered down shower beer has changed my life.

Before the Shakoolie, I looked like this trying to enjoy my shower beer:

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For every watery beer, an angel loses its wings

Now when I shower with my beer, I look like this:

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Thanks to Shakoolie, I no longer have to shower with an umbrella! Thanks Shakoolie!

Let’s face it, this product steals the lunch money of stocking stuffers everywhere. Not only did the creators put a genius twist on your average coozie and actually make it with quality materials good enough to withstand the slip and slide of your bathroom waterfall, but they even offer 007 shit like the Hidden Shot Flask and the Flask Tie. I’ve never wanted to wear a tie so badly in my life.

Thanks to Shakoolie for the free gift. I will cheers my bathroom wall every time I enjoy my brew there. The guys behind this thing are just the type of entrepreneurs I will always support, and not just because alcohol. I seriously think that this is a blast of a product. In fact, I know exactly what I am buying for everyone for every holiday and every birthday for the next year. For now, I am off to have my third shower of the day. Happy Monday Flysters!

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Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on July 8, 2013, in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 54 Comments.

  1. Hiii! I’ve been pretty bad with keeping up with everyone’s blog *head desk* I still have to giggle when I see the censored shoulder. I don’t know what will happen if it wasn’t censored…

    The Shakoolie is the PERFECT way to have a drink in the shower. Beer bubbles weeeee!

  2. I just keep a pony keg with beer tap draped over the shower rod, but the Shakoolie works too!

  3. This takes me back to the days when I was able to dedicate my life to a good day drunk. Maybe I should purchase the Shakoolie as a excuse to reverse time and live in a lovely state of inebriation.

  4. Your networking skills have proven to be mutually beneficial. \m/

  5. Miss you. Sorry I’ve been a bad blogger friend. Hopefully we’ll never experience shower beer together…?

    • I miss you! You are never a bad blog friend. I’ve been a bad blog friend to everyone. They need to invent 48 hour days, or uninvent sleep. I’ll take either one. 🙂

      I’ll have a shower beer with you. Just say the word. Blogger Interactive is coming up…….


  6. I think you’ve finally arrived, Becca. Free swag equals fame.
    Just don’t become a Kardashian clone or I’ll send Jack a bribe to claw your Shakoolie to oblivion.
    By the way, your shower pics are going back on the Bell Desk computer. Now that’s fame, baby!

  7. Simply amazing. Soon enough with the invention of this product will come the advent of Shower Bars.

  8. I don’t understand. My shower has a window with a ledge so my beer is kept cold by the cool ocean breeze. The ledge is within reach because I am not height challenged.

    You live in a strange world.

  9. i could not trust that thing to hold a bottle of beer. it might fall, smash to the shower floor, sending shards of glass everywhere, including your “coozie,” which causes you to flinch sharply, smacking your head on the soap holder thing, which then cracks your skull and makes you dizzy, which causes your legs to wobble, then you slip on the wet floor, falling on your (fabulous, so i hear) ass, which is then pierced by the glass from the bottle, and you leap up, then land on your knees, which causes more glass to chew through your kneecaps, and then you jump sideways out of the shower and roll on the floor, then hit your head on the toilet, and then bleed to death from your pierced “coozie.”

    then we just write “elvis” on your tombstone. is that really what you want?

  10. Now, if only Shakoolie could invent a robot arm that would bring the bottle to my lips so I don’t have to waste energy doing that. I’m going for the “Puff Daddy Shower Experience” here.

  11. All you need is a long straw from the Shakoolie to your mouth. That way, you don’t even have to hold the bottle.

    • I coined the term for straws once. I call them Soda Boners. In this case, it would technically be a beer boner or a Shakoolie hard on, and neither of those sound too good.

      Maybe I will give it a go regardless and just leave the naming of beer straws to the experts.

      • Ok, first of, I hope to forget your terms by the next time I drink soda through a straw. (But I’m afraid I won’t be able to…)
        And second, you’ll need not a hard straw, but really an elastic pipe, so that it would be more like an umbilical cord. You can call it “the Cord cord”. 🙂

    • There is a lot of “Innuendo” is this one. Thumbs up!

      (That’s what she said! Wait, does that one work here?)

  12. Rohan 7 Things

    Ha! Awesome product and an even better review 🙂 That is so cool that they found your post and contacted you haha! Bet you never thought you’d get a free shower beer holder when you started blogging. You know you’ve made it now, you won the internet Becca 🙂


    • Never in my wildest blogging dreams Rohan. But I also didn’t dream I’d have such a go getter like you as my second guest poster EVER. That’s right… 🙂

      • Rohan 7 Things

        Hehe, aww, I’m pretty excited too. I’ve started the post, once it’s done in Word I’ll bring it over and start adding the pics and such 🙂

        Enjoy your shower beers, it’s even shower beer weather over here today, not something you can say often about Dublin!


  13. And YES…. I ordered the 3-pack!

  14. Becca – because of you, I have knocked out two birthday presents this month! Not sure to be happy about the “gift guessing stress” is over. Or sad that me and my friends are drunks…. :o)
    Take care honey!!! XOXO
    ❤ Jenn T

    • Badass! If I didn’t already get two for free from these amazing dudes, I’d be hinting to you that my birthday is in 13 days. Ha! Glad I could be of service for your gift giving idea needs. Much love!

  15. That is pure awesome on so many levels.

  16. As soon as there’s a “Shower-Pizza” and “Shower-TV” I’ll be set!

    What am I saying… this is America – there probably already are shower-TV’s, aren’t there…

  17. Are these one size fits all?! Will my Skinnygirl White Cranberry Cosmopolitan fit?

  18. Why have I never even thought of having a beer in the shower before? Let alone considered the inherent problems of doing so, wine in the bath yes, beer in the shower never entered my mind. And yet now I am presented with a solution to a problem I didn’t even know existed, and I’m like “This is awesome, I must start drinking beer in the shower straight away!” I think I need to drink it without the aid of a Shakoolie first so that I can appreciate the problem before getting myself one of them there Shakoolies; I just hope they’re available in the UK…

    • Never had a beer in the shower??!!! This comment makes me sad…

      Whenever I have a beer in the shower, I know it’s going to be a good day or night! Of course, I don’t know that I’ve had one in the shower since I’ve been married. There are only so many dirty looks while mouthing the word “idiot” that I can take.

      • Well if there are only so many dirtly looks while mouthing the word “idiot” you can take, maybe you shouldn’t have got married in the first place! But aside from that, now you’ve made me worry even more that I’ve been missing out big time all these years not drinking beer in the shower…

      • Now all they need to do is make a camo Shakoolie so you can disguise your shower beer and avoid the death stare from your wife. Not that I condone deceiving your spouse, but it is a shower beer after all…. totally worth it.

    • The bath wine is one step below the shower beer. With that combination, you have hot bath water and a beverage that makes your insides all warm and fuzzy, so it can be a bit counterproductive, albeit delicious. But with shower beer, you have hot water and a cold refreshing alcoholic beverage. It’s like the new improved bath wine.

      I am so glad you are finally in the know about this amazing part of life. 🙂 I am not sure if the Shakoolie is sold in the UK, but you can check their website or shoot them an e-mail. There is a link at the bottom of the post!

  19. Why why WHY has my very public alcoholism only gotten me bruises and regret?!?!?!

    I bow down to you. I’d also raise my glass to you, but you’re too busy lathering up with your two free hands.

  20. Five years old: 20-minute bath because bubbles.
    15 years old: 20-minute shower because puberty.
    25 years old: 20 minute shower because Shakoolie.

    I rarely get a chance to have myself a beer in the shower because I work so early I have to shower in the mornings to wake myself up.

    But I guess a beer at 7:00 a.m. every so often wouldn’t hurt.

    • 25 year old Becca: 25 minute shower because Shakoolie AND bubbles.

      I don’t necessarily like morning beers, but there is something about in the shower that makes it okay. More than okay…

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