Conversations with Cats
Jack is on a tirade in Michigan. WARNING: cat puke.
Last week, Jeff from Content Unrelated gave us a take on what it would be like if dogs could speak in a post titled, Conversations with Dogs. Today’s piece is dedicated to a much more refined species of carpet-dwelling home-wrecker. If you don’t feel like reading the rest, here’s the Cliff Notes Version: Don’t ever buy a cat. The end.
My freshly adopted step-cat, Jack, is quickly becoming the bane of my existence. I recently acquired him in a package deal along with my girlfriend. Despite being warned about the inevitable havoc that would take place upon his arrival, I welcomed Jack into my home with loving embrace.
A few weeks later, the only embracing going on between me and Jack is when my hands are wrapped around his neck.
I don’t know much about ’em, but I’m pretty sure the common house cat…
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