Phone Calls Are Hard
I have a confession to make. I can’t phone.
It seems that the moment that I am forced to use a mobile device for it’s intended purpose instead of for texting, Candy Crush, or taking distorted selfies, I lose all mental capacity. I also stop knowing how the English language works. I develop a mean stutter and weird verbal tics. It’s a sad realization, but somehow I know I can’t be alone.
Just kidding about the Candy Crush. The only candy I am crushing is a fat Snickers bar with my grill. Enjoy!
Later this week I am announcing a sweet give away, and you wont even have to make a single phone call.
- Candy Crush’s Secrets Revealed (fox2now.com)
- Wat Da Fuck Is Candy Crush? (mikeydatrillst.wordpress.com)
Posted on August 5, 2013, in Humor and tagged 25tofly, bad phone skills, Becca Cord, beccatube, Candy Crush, hate talking on phone, Mobile device, phone skills, unwanted phone calls. Bookmark the permalink. 34 Comments.