I have a confession to make. I can’t phone.
It seems that the moment that I am forced to use a mobile device for it’s intended purpose instead of for texting, Candy Crush, or taking distorted selfies, I lose all mental capacity. I also stop knowing how the English language works. I develop a mean stutter and weird verbal tics. It’s a sad realization, but somehow I know I can’t be alone.
Just kidding about the Candy Crush. The only candy I am crushing is a fat Snickers bar with my grill. Enjoy!
Later this week I am announcing a sweet give away, and you wont even have to make a single phone call.