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Can Clowns Hire Clowns for Their Birthday Parties?

Or would that just get weird. Like a stripper hiring a stripper?

Le Clown, Eric, friend. Here is a haiku on your birthday, because Jack made me.

If Jack’s name was said

With a G instead of J

His name would be Gack

gack

So gangster

gak

Or more like this.

If you don’t know what actual Gak is, you should definitely scour E-bay for some. It is the ultimate birthday toy  to provide you with hours of good clean fun. Or dirty fun. Who am I to tell anyone what they should do with their Gak? I always enjoyed making fart noises with mine.

Le Clown, Eric, friend. On this very special birthday of yours, you seek to unlock a special post. You have done uncountable favors for me, La Becca, and never was it even close to being my birthday. So, for that I am forever indebted and will proudly help guide you to the next step in your journey.

Here are some hints about the blog that you seek next. I do not have cable, thus this gal’s blog keeps me up to date on important news like what is happening on The Bachelor. I don’t know how I would go on without the service she provides me, provides us. It took me an unacceptably long time to figure out that this particular blogger was actually a female. Once I did, I liked her blog all the more.

She is one of your top blogroll members, and she comes with a weird handsome sidekick torso thing.

Now go find the droids you were looking for. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

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Google Images = Magic 8 Ball?

I am going to boston

Today it is official. I have two plane tickets purchased in my name for half pint and I to make our journey to Boston, MA for our birthday’s (July 21 and July 25). I have to admit, I had a fifteen minute panicky pause after sealing the deal on the tickets. I do this any time I spend a lot of money on something, so I will chalk it up to that. Just for good measure, I Googled “I am going to Boston” to see what Google Images would spit out. It would be a test. The picture above is the first picture that the search results produced for me. I am going to go ahead and allow myself to get excited instead of nervous about this trip. Why? If Google Images possesses any fraction of cosmic forces or intuitive powers, I am taking this as a good sign.

Great. Now that we have that out of the way, all I have to do is plan everything else. I should probably ask off of work too.

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