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Things That Are Impossible To Do and One That Is Not


Do I have to say it? Don’t make me say it. [Google Images]

1. Understand how Honey Boo Boo makes more money in three episodes than I do in an entire year.

2. Stop the gas pump at an even number.

3. Get Freshly Pressed.

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4. Take a picture of yourself winking without looking like you are in the midst if a seizure.

5. Declare a winner of a staring contest with yourself in the mirror.

6. Have enough cream cheese for the whole  bagel.

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Every. Single. Time. [Google Images]

7. Scratch an itch through blue jeans.

8. Stop eating sun flower seeds.

9. Think of ten things that are impossible.

The not impossible?

1. Exceed 100 posts.

You just read 102. That is all for today.

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